{"id":189,"date":"2021-05-06T17:44:23","date_gmt":"2021-05-06T17:44:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thesanctuarygarden.co.uk\/?p=189"},"modified":"2021-05-06T17:44:24","modified_gmt":"2021-05-06T17:44:24","slug":"a-funny-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thesanctuarygarden.co.uk\/?p=189","title":{"rendered":"A funny story"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>At the supermarket my folks noticed some vegetable seedlings for sale. My mother wanted a butternut squash, saw this label and bought it; there were two seedlings as well.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery columns-3 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\"><ul class=\"blocks-gallery-grid\"><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/thesanctuarygarden.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/IMG_3774-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"190\" data-full-url=\"https:\/\/thesanctuarygarden.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/IMG_3774-scaled.jpg\" data-link=\"https:\/\/thesanctuarygarden.co.uk\/?attachment_id=190\" class=\"wp-image-190\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thesanctuarygarden.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/IMG_3774-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/thesanctuarygarden.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/IMG_3774-scaled-600x800.jpg 600w, https:\/\/thesanctuarygarden.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/IMG_3774-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/thesanctuarygarden.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/IMG_3774-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/thesanctuarygarden.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/IMG_3774-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/thesanctuarygarden.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/IMG_3774-480x640.jpg 480w, https:\/\/thesanctuarygarden.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/IMG_3774-scaled.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/thesanctuarygarden.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/IMG_3775-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"191\" data-full-url=\"https:\/\/thesanctuarygarden.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/IMG_3775-scaled.jpg\" data-link=\"https:\/\/thesanctuarygarden.co.uk\/?attachment_id=191\" class=\"wp-image-191\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thesanctuarygarden.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/IMG_3775-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/thesanctuarygarden.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/IMG_3775-scaled-600x800.jpg 600w, https:\/\/thesanctuarygarden.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/IMG_3775-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/thesanctuarygarden.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/IMG_3775-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/thesanctuarygarden.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/IMG_3775-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/thesanctuarygarden.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/IMG_3775-480x640.jpg 480w, https:\/\/thesanctuarygarden.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/IMG_3775-scaled.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/thesanctuarygarden.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/IMG_37761-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"192\" data-full-url=\"https:\/\/thesanctuarygarden.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/IMG_37761-scaled.jpg\" data-link=\"https:\/\/thesanctuarygarden.co.uk\/?attachment_id=192\" class=\"wp-image-192\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thesanctuarygarden.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/IMG_37761-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/thesanctuarygarden.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/IMG_37761-scaled-600x800.jpg 600w, https:\/\/thesanctuarygarden.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/IMG_37761-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/thesanctuarygarden.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/IMG_37761-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/thesanctuarygarden.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/IMG_37761-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/thesanctuarygarden.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/IMG_37761-480x640.jpg 480w, https:\/\/thesanctuarygarden.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/IMG_37761-scaled.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><\/ul><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>When they got home and looked up the translation. It&#8217;s a giant squash, the size you grow on a pallet need a forklift to move. They gave it to me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At the supermarket my folks noticed some vegetable seedlings for sale. My mother wanted a butternut squash, saw this label and bought it; there were two seedlings as well. When they got home and looked up the translation. 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